Tuesday, October 12, 2010

11 days and counting....

After 5 months of talking about it, the 1/2 marathon is finally here....
I have no idea if I am actually prepared for this, but
I am determined to make a go for it. I keep telling myself
I just want to finish...I just want to finish....I just want to finish.
But I also don't want to embarass myself either. I want to prove it to the doubters that I CAN do this. I want to prove it to my daughters that it doesn't matter if you finish first, as long as you finish. Most importantly, I want to prove it to myself that I am not all talk, that I can complete something I start and dammit...I want that 13.1 oval sticker on the back of my car.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

T.M.I.

I am an admitted open book. You ask me pretty much any question, and I will answer it truthfully and a certain amount of detail. And yes, I post mundane info about my life on Facebook. About how I went for a jog or how grateful I am football is back on or how Abby/Hannah did something so freaking adorable today or how crazy hot I think my husband is. I try to keep my FB "friends", my place in the world, and my good conscience in mind. But holy cow...some of the postings I have seen lately are an all out assault on common sense...and my eyes.

Got a rash that your man gave you??? Slap him, slap some cream on it, and be done with both of them...But don't tell me about it...

Have problems with your wife's fat rear??? Grab her, squeeze her into some spandex, and go for a jog together...But don't tell me about it...

Feel like bragging about how incredibly hung over you are and un-productive you will be at work today??? Drag your butt out of bed, stop at a Starbucks and remember that you "friended" your boss 2 months ago...But don't tell me about it...

And my favorite...
Duking it out with friends/family/exes/baby daddies??? This one is easy...keep it to yourself. No need to pour gasoline on a fire on a social networking page. Keep it social. Don't bring your crazy drama to everyone else. Besides, once you put it in print, it is OUT THERE. You only come off looking like a woman scorned, a crybaby, or jealous of everyone around you. But if you are going to go public, GO FREAKING PUBLIC!!! Don't be vague and dance around the situation. Own your drama and let the world know. Don't put mysterious crap out there just to get the sympathy. Oh, and don't tell me about it....

I am tired of the T.M.I. I am tired of the oversharing. Grow up, step outside, and lay on the grass. You will feel better and your keyboard will thank you.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Skinny jeans here I come!!

I am pretty damned pleased with myself...I ran for a little over an hour, and I could have kept going. I feel myself getting stronger each time I get on the treadmill...who knew that my old bones had it in me?? My goal for the end of July is to go for two hours...

Friday, June 25, 2010

13.1...here I come!

Officially started training today for the 1/2 marathon I am running in October. Ran two miles at lunchtime...first at 14 minutes and the second at 13 minutes. I want to average over the course of the race 15 minute/mile. I am not looking to set records or look like a gazelle...I am aiming to finish without embarrassing myself too much! Off to the gym tomorrow to start working on my endurance. Wish me luck!