just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo

This is not something that I said...it is from my new obsession...a website where people enter in their most unusual texts. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ Some of the funniest stuff ever!! It is like crack and a car accident combined...addictive and I cannot turn away. Here are some of my favorites today:

• (314): I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket


• (305): your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise


• (203): Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?


• (303): if i can run in heels then i can drive (MY NEW MANTRA!!!)

God Bless people who are willing to share this stuff!!

The disapperance of eye candy...

No more eye candy for me. No more possibility of a wink in the hallways. No more quiet time in the car in the AM. No more going to lunch or running errands with him. :( Today is Shane's last day at Concept Services. I will miss him more than he wants me to admit.

Mini me...

Whew!! I haven’t blogged in two weeks! My life is just now settling back down to normal…whatever that is. Abby’s birthday week is over…cannot believe she is four! I remember when she was a little peanut. What used to be this tiny, drooling mass of wiggles, is now a little person with whom I can have a 10 minute conversation about a ladybug, the Biggest Loser, or the importance of getting the tag on your shirt in the back. Crazy!! Yes, the 4 going on 14 attitude does wear me thin, but then the high fives when I tie her shoes or the way she pats Hannah on the cheek makes up for it in spades. She is turning into such a little lady. I love the fact I have someone in the world who thinks I am a total rockstar!!