Tuesday, April 28, 2009

just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo


This is not something that I said...it is from my new obsession...a website where people enter in their most unusual texts. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ Some of the funniest stuff ever!! It is like crack and a car accident combined...addictive and I cannot turn away. Here are some of my favorites today:



  • (314): I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket

  • (305): your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise

  • (203): Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?

  • (303): if i can run in heels then i can drive (MY NEW MANTRA!!!)

God Bless people who are willing to share this stuff!!

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