Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Wallpaper paste and grapefruit....

Well, I am on week 2 of the Biggest Loser contest here at work. I am not only determined to do this for the coin, but I am tired of avoiding the camera. Every picture of myself in the last 5 months reminds me that I was on the right track right after I had Hannah, but then completely f-ed up. 2 weeks after I had her, I was within 2 pounds of my pre-pregnancy weight. When I weighed in last Monday, I had GAINED 8 pounds and was at the heaviest in my life when not pregnant. Absolutely ridiculous!! I deserve to feel better and look better. What doesn't help is that Shane has lost about 12 pounds in the same amount of time...ain't that some BS. I don't want us to be the skinny guy with the fat assed wife.


So this is what I am tired of:
  • my stomach resembling raw biscuit dough
  • double digit jeans
  • three chins
  • feeling tired
  • the bad parts of my body jiggling while the parts that should jiggle don't!!
  • my legs causing so much friction when I walk, that I nearly start a fire

This is what I want to become:

  • Shane's hot wife
  • the skinny sister
  • crazy active
  • a gym rat (again)
  • wearer of bikini
  • my age plus 100#

Even if I don't win the contest, I still want to meet my goal. No, I need to meet my goal. So here I am, eating my wallpaper paste (oatmeal) and half grapefruit, anticipating going to the gym at lunch with my buddy Nicole, all to make MYSELF happy...no one else.

Week 1 loss: 4.4 pounds

1 comment:

Cortney said...

don't worry. I have actually burned down forests with the fires I've set with the friction in between my thighs.