Monday, February 2, 2009

Don't be a boob...

After two pregnancies and two kids, my body is out of whack. Now, I don't look like some freaky before picture on a plastic surgery website, but it is just not where it was about 5 years ago. So...Shanna and I decided to kill time on the surgery websites. Some of the results were all cock-eyed, some looked decent, and some looked like porn star rejects. And who comes strolling into our room just as I claim "these are the ones I want!"? The plotter dude...looking stunned at the images on my monitor. I just about died laughing and Shanna was having a hard time keeping a straight face while talking about ink heads.

As much as I wish I had still had the set that existed before kiddos, part of me is still a big ass chicken. Could I go through it?? What if they turned out to be too big?? Too little?? Off center?? Don't even get me started on cross-eyed or the dreaded lazy eye! If I could ensure perfection, I would sign up tomorrow...no questions asked. But there are no guarantees. Just some joker shoving a potentially lethal hacky sack into my chest cavity.

But...I still want them...

2 comments:

V-Dub said...

I'm for sure planning on having mine lifted a bit after kids! It's a no brainer to me!

Lisa Marie said...

or you could be like me and just decide to not have kids =)